FROM A NEWSPAPER SOMEWHERE IN ASIA
Good luck charms are usually worn around the neck, or on the wrist. But this year, Chinese Malaysians are wearing them under their pants.
Red men’s underwear emblazoned with auspicious animals and characters have become the rage among Malaysian Chinese ahead of the Chinese lunar New Year holidays, the New Straits Times reported Friday.
The characters printed on the briefs — in the front and at the back — read “attracting fortune,” “golden fortune,” “prosperous four seasons” and “swirling dragons.”
“RED…. Many cultures consider red a lucky color. Chinese families typically hand out red envelopes filled with money at the new year, and rumor has it that the Spanish (and the Turks) slip on some new red undies just before the clock strikes twelve. But red foods will also brighten the future…so consider adding some cranberry sauce, or red beets, or sundried tomato sauce to the table.”
Buy red if she’s a sexual extrovert, someone who likes to get all the attention, and who can be rather demanding in bed. Red is the colour of confidence and extroversion but it’s not all it seems in terms of sex.
Red is really the colour of anger and strong emotions, meaning a red undie-wearer is into dramatic and spontan-eous sex rather than anything more drawn-out and romantic.”
“A new study says your guy can’t resist you in red.
Scientists at the University of Rochester have found that women who wear a red outfit on a date with a man will be treated more generously and hold his attention more carefully than women who don’t wear the color.
Through five psychological tests, researchers show the color red makes men feel more romantic toward women. And the best part? Guys are unconscious of the affects the color plays in their attraction – all they know is that they want you. Bad.
Even more interesting: Male study subjects say they would spend more cash on a woman wearing a red shirt, than the same woman in a blue shirt.
When wearing red, a woman was also more likely to score an invitation to the prom and to be treated to a more luxurious date.
Red has always been linked with romantic and sexual matters, from red hearts on Valentine’s Day, to red-light districts. But experts say the current findings have clear implications for the fashion business, product design and promotion.
So wear red undies, don a red sweater, or just swipe on red lipstick – he wont be able to resist you!”
“OoOOo, red underwear is the lucky charm?!
Hahaha, 2moro sure out stock 1!!!
Happy Chinese New Year!!!!
What colour of underwear do Mexican women traditionally wear for good luck on New Year’s Eve? What colour do they wear in Venezuela and why the difference?
In both countries red undies are thought to bring luck in love, yellow for wealth and white for peace. Yellow is the most popular in Venezuela, red in Mexico and pink in Argentina. Also helps to wear yellow knickers inside out to improve luck. Guess it comes down to what you want the most for the new year.
“RRRRrrrrrrrr men’s underwear is set to take ttttttt by storm. The Jjjjjjjjj Boxer Brief has it all – supersoft cotton rich fabric, a double layered pouch for great support and the smoothest, stretchy waistband making them a pleasure to wear. Available in Black, White or Red, this shorter leg Boxer has a flat stitched seam, with a fine line of contrast stitching arcing from the front of each thigh to meet at the rear. The short’s statement waistband is stitched with the RRRRrrrrrrrr logo at regular intervals all the way around – red lettering on black for the Black and Red versions, and black on white for the White colour option. RRRRrrrrrrrr undies come packaged in a fantastic round presentation tin. A Jjjjjjjjj Triple Pack is also available containing one of each colour in an oblong tin.”
P.S. Head not included in the standard product.
“Well with Ms bbbbbbbbb in the world nightwear is always going to be sizzling and the sexy little number above proves this.
Bbbbbbbbb has produced this from pure silk to create a graceful, chic look. The beauty of the piece is further enhanced by the detailing of antique style lace trim.
This piece is also available from Ffffffffff for £10000000000.
These are two very beautiful pieces that I would be very proud to own (and I’m sure I will be pretty soon) and wear albeit for slightly different occasions – I might get a bit cold in the latter watching television!
What do you think of them? Have you bought any nightwear recently that’s really impressed?”
I go to all parties.
The New Year’s Eve Party is no exception
I will wear them with discretion.
Every man falls for them at once
and this leaves no room for romance.
But who needs romance when the cash is flowing?
Have a jolly Good Year and keep these undies showing!”
Unknown Poet, rumored to have spent some time in Washington D.C. prior to traveling to Afghanistan on a secret mission.